Millenials and Gen Z can only read lists, so we're gonna do that:
*5 reasons why you will love LERNPLANET *

1. best bandname ever
2. sound a bit like BEAK>, BTTLS and that kind of weird shit
3. FUN lyrics (the good funny, not the cringe)
4. you're gonna be one of the first to see them (cool to mention it to others who see them after you)
5. you can do cool things with their name, like Germplanet, Herrenplanet, Sternplanet or Fernplanet